简介
唐明，就像很多屌丝故(👏)事里的男主(🐮)角一样，从小到大遇(yù )到(🌤)的(de )异(🤧)(yì )性都(dōu )是(shì )女神(shén )级(💹)(jí )的，在(🍢)经历(🌫)了一堆奇怪的事情后，唐(🔇)明把(🎵)人生的(🚒)不幸归结于自己(㊙)从小(xiǎ(⏯)o )到大(🔹)发(fā )着的(de )相(xiàng )同的(de )梦(mè(🔨)ng )，一(yī(🌏) )次(cì )解(⏮)梦的经历中，卷入(🕓)了一场(🐡)警匪(♓)追逐事业，负责这次 逮捕(🏣)案的(😬)是女主(🛬)(zhǔ )角白(bái )古(gǔ )清(🕦)，为(wéi )了(🚡)彻(chè(🚢) )查(chá )本案(àn )潜(qián )伏在牛(🕉)氏集团的目(🕞)标嫌疑人，失业已久的唐(🆑)明前(🌕)往牛市集团工作，公(gōng )交(🛑)车(chē )站(zhàn )偶(🗺)遇(yù )女(nǚ )神白(bái )古(gǔ )清(😶)，却遭(🈳)小人整(🔵)蛊给女神留下坏(🦅)印象，人(🍊)生的(🤘)拐角点，喜剧的相遇却(què(🎸) )触发(📗)了(le )悲惨(🌐)(cǎn )的(de )前尘(chén )往(wǎ(➕)ng )事：唐(🦉)(táng )明(💙)是唐三藏的转世，白骨精(🍊)正是(🎆)白古清(🚪)的前生，两人的关(🙃)系因堕(🚆)落凡(🐘)(fán )间的(de )唐(táng )三藏(cáng )而(é(😹)r )更加(jiā )亲(qī(💷)n )密，前(qián )世种下的缘分在(⬆)两人(🚉)之间悄然开花。为对抗牛(🌏)总的邪恶势(😳)力，唐明和(hé )唐三(sān )藏(cá(🗿)ng )师徒(🗒)(tú )开(kā(🤲)i )始策(cè )划(huá )周密(🛅)(mì )的营(Ⓜ)救工(🍈)作，最后，究竟是邪不能胜(⏹)正？(✝)
Jerusha Kali, on the eve of University graduation and her 21st birthday - has her genetic mutation kick in; this enables her to emit an abnormal electromagnetic field; stemming from her pineal gland, which is extremely powerful. She is able to manipulate space and time, and travel inter-dimensionally. She is the last surviving Witch. All of her ancestors have been successfully eradicated by an elite Secret Society which controls much of the various institutions of the world. This Secret Society is evil, ancient and has technological innovation on their side. She incorporates Allies of various relict secret societies; mostly of Nordic and Indigenous origins and inevitably has to do battle with the formidable foes before the eve of her 21st Birthday - which is the Full Moon - where her powers will fully culminate. It is prophesized that she is the one to lead the global revolution to return planet earth to homeostasis.
Four childhood friends, all married with no passion left, get together in a high school reunion dinner. Between laughs and drinks, they all agree that they love their wives but no longer desire them. Together they hatch an illogical project: a secret club for men who want to cheat, so that they themselves can regain lust for their wives.
小紫是(🐒)一名空姐，一次(cì(🎏) )偶然之(🐒)(zhī )下(🔵)，小(xiǎo )紫回(huí )家(jiā )撞见(jià(⛪)n )自(zì(💫) )己的男(🌖)朋友出轨昔日的(🎂)女同学(Ⓜ)，此时(🥗)正巧家中出现两位小偷(🤽)，几人争(zhēng )执(🔱)中(zhōng )触(chù )动电(dià(🎶)n )源(yuán )，造(❗)(zào )成(🛢)(chéng )时空(kōng )穿梭。穿越后的(🚲)几人成为“牛(🥇)郎织女”传说中的人物，一(👵)场奇(🐘)幻(huàn )之(✉)旅就(jiù )此开(kāi )启(🍋)(qǐ )。
出(chū(🛒) )租(zū(📦) )车司(sī )机(jī )栗花(huā )的丈(🎵)夫因(🛁)车祸去(🙍)世。栗花与儿子张(⭕)明明的(⭕)关系(㊗)紧张，为得到儿子(zǐ )的承(🛡)认(rè(📨)n )，她(tā )决(🤱)(jué )定做(zuò )儿(ér )子(🔨)崇(chóng )拜(📩)(bài )的(🥢)英雄。她化身出租女侠惩(🕕)恶扬善，无意(📐)中招惹了贩卖人(🌨)体器官(⛅)的组(👲)(zǔ )织。栗(lì )花最(zuì )终(zhōng )打(🔽)败(bài )邪(xié )恶(🔦)组(zǔ )织，成为儿子敬爱的(🔩)母亲(🚹)。
和女友(📄)分手后，一位布鲁(✝)克林的(🎷)音乐(💣)(lè )家回到(dào )了她(tā )住(zhù(🗒) )在中(♐)(zhōng )西(xī(😴) )部的(de )妈(mā )妈处(chù(🧗) )。她一边(🍝)在家(🚅)乡游玩，一边在一个老朋(🔭)友的(🌇)酒吧演(🥚)奏赚点小钱，一段(🔣)意(yì )料(🌄)之(zhī(🍟) )外(wài )的关(guān )系(xì )开始(shǐ(⭕) )发(fā )生。
巴豆(👭)（杜维瀚 饰）是(🛋)一名经(🕹)验丰(🍂)富的律师，为了替自己的(💐)委托人(rén )赢(✴)得(dé )无(wú )罪判(pàn )决(jué )不(🕤)择(zé(👸) )手(shǒu )段(🦗)，甚至不惜去触碰(🎏)法律和(⌚)道德(🔈)之间的灰色地带。虽然巴(🐎)豆的(💳)业绩辉(🎥)(huī )煌，但(dàn )在业(yè(🍀) )内(nèi )，他(🔚)(tā )的(🔠)(de )口碑(bēi )其(qí )实十分糟糕(🚠)。巴豆(👤)有一个(🐔)困扰他许久的毛(😹)病，那就(🍴)是一(🗯)到晚上十二点(diǎn )，无论(lù(🐞)n )在干(gàn )什(shí(📹) )么，他(tā )都会(huì )陷(🍇)(xiàn )入昏(👡)睡之(🤵)中。