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改(👇)编自小(👮)松(sōng )重(🕓)男的小(🛃)(xiǎo )说《 蚤(👗)とり侍(🧥)》，阿部宽(kuān )饰演的武(wǔ )士因得罪了藩主(⛰)(zhǔ )而被(🎐)流放(fà(👻)ng )为打着(😪)除猫蚤(😃)的(de )名号(🤝)实则(zé(👶) )向女顾(⛲)客(kè )卖“肉”的“工(gōng )口武士”小林宽之进。第(dì )一(yī(🐃) )个客人(🤱)(rén )小峯(🦌)（寺(sì(🎆) )岛忍饰(🥇)）神似(💧)其(qí )亡(🍷)妻，谁(shuí )知才几分(fèn )钟就被骂(mà )床技差，于是他(🧛)(tā )下定(🍲)决心(xī(🛢)n )磨炼起(👐)(qǐ )了床(🕠)笫之(zhī(🈚) )术。丰川(🚀)(chuān )悦司(🤣)饰演(yǎ(🐟)n )传授主(🐒)人公取(🐋)悦(yuè )女性之道(dào )的妻管严的清(👉)兵(bīng ) 卫(🍯)，前田(tiá(🥪)n )敦子饰(📥)演(yǎn )清(😅)兵卫的(🏍)妻子。斎(⛓)藤工饰(🛠)(shì )演阿(🥁)部宽的邻居(jū )清贫却免(miǎn )费教书的(de )私塾教师(💫)佐伯友(😯)(yǒu )之介(🈵)
A man who lost his taste and his blind wife; an almost deaf girl and her consumerist stepmother; an adult movie actor in love and his completely passionate woman; a sign language teacher and his dilemmas with dumb students. Characters full of love and full of inabilities to cope with their emotional side.
由南(ná(🛹)n )派三叔(✈)担任总(🌅)策(cè )划(🚆)(huá )，从超(chāo )级IP《盗墓(mù )笔记》分裂而来(lái )的全新故(🍔)(gù )事《吴(🙋)山(shān )居(〰)事件账(🗝)(zhàng )》系列(🌥)网络大(🍈)电(diàn )影(🧥)之《蚌(bà(🕕)ng )人》，讲述(😉)了霍(huò(🌁) )有心因手(shǒu )下离奇丧(sàng )命而前往吴山(🏋)居(jū )兴(🍄)师问罪(🏸)(zuì )，并设(🔴)计让吴(🍬)山(shān )居(🚗)经理白(🗝)(bái )蛇也(🧥)感染(rǎn )了致其手下命丧(sàng )黄泉的怪(guài )病。不料反被白(🚠)(bái )蛇设(🏍)计两(liǎ(⭐)ng )人均染(🍘)上(shàng )该(🆙)怪病，为(📠)解开(kā(👈)i )其中秘密(mì )，二人寻求吴邪(xié )帮助并在(zài )其指(👑)引下(xià(🌷) )来到一(🍹)神秘山(🧚)洞(dòng )，寻(🐵)找怪(guà(🏆)i )病的源(💵)头(tóu )和(🐪)解救(jiù(💕) )之(zhī )法(🏦)。
柏林近郊一(yī )間偏僻又陰森的(de )療養院(🎀)，充滿著(🏰)各(gè )種(🔞)不人道(😾)(dào )又恐(🎪)怖的犯(🐫)罪歷(lì(🐖) )史。一群(🍼)(qún )年輕的YouTuber 非法闖入(rù )靈異謠言(yán )最恐怖的(de )手術區進(📫)行24小時(✅)(shí )的挑(🛥)戰，並希(💹)望影片(🎱)會在(zà(🏋)i )網路上竄(cuàn )紅。全副(fù )武裝戴著夜視鏡(jìng )和溫度探(tà(💹)n )測器，這(🌒)群不怕(🛀)(pà )死的(🙁)網紅(hó(🤦)ng )屁孩們(➗)決(jué )心(💻)要驗證(🛏)這間荒(🧥)(huāng )廢許(❤)久的(de )療養院所流傳的(de )各(gè )種靈異傳說(📄)是否(fǒ(♋)u )屬實。但(🌍)他們很(🏧)(hěn )快便(🌸)發現(xià(🤲)n )，這棟廢(🔫)(fèi )棄的(📯)療養(yǎng )院中不是只有他(tā )們而已，某種長年存在於(yú(♉) )此的神(🕡)秘(mì )力(🐑)量並不(🕙)(bú )歡迎(💒)他們，想(🕙)活(huó )著離開這(zhè )棟療養院似乎為(wéi )時已晚……
Vampires have just made themselves public! Now a group of documentarians have been granted access to spend some time with them and learn how they live and coexist with humans. But as reality sets in, the crew realize they are in for far more than they bargained for.
You won't be sleeping. Time for Angela to pass the torch? ONLY she knows.
清纯(🏆)可(kě )爱(💠)的售楼(🍵)小姐正(👱)(zhèng )准备(💁)与准(zhǔ(🅿)n )新郎结(♒)婚，却发(💶)(fā )现有(🚉)人无(wú(📿) )时无刻都(dōu )在监控着自己，陷入极度(dù(💃) )恐惧之(🦂)中。。。。。。
黄金(🙄)单身汉(🎠)(hàn )维杰(🤴)是一名(😂)大学(xué(🤪) )讲师，家(❣)(jiā )庭教育影(yǐng )响下他在(zài )这个年龄段就想(xiǎng )找一个(😪)传(chuán )统(🔋)善良的(🤭)女孩子(🛳)(zǐ )结婚(⏬)，从(cóng )此(🥃)过上幸(xìng )福美好的生活，他甚至遇(yù )到了那个在梦里(🐿)(lǐ )出现(🥉)的女(nǚ(🏛) )孩，殊不(🏃)(bú )知名(🚚)叫吉塔(🎟)的漂(piā(🐆)o )亮女子(🕊)对(duì )他(🖌)完全不(📏)感冒。在回老家(jiā )的巴士上(shàng )维杰在命(🎓)运的安(🛤)(ān )排下(💕)与吉(jí(⛵) )塔坐在(📲)一起，本(🎗)(běn )来(lá(🕷)i )想借此(🥕)机会表达(dá )爱意，没想到在(zài )醉汉兄弟(dì )的建议下(xià(👪) )他准备(🐞)亲(qīn )吻(🉐)熟睡的(🦐)吉塔，最(🥙)后一刻(🏉)(kè )清醒的维杰想用(yòng )正确的方(fāng )式追求，并准备拍一(💨)张自(zì(🤯) )拍后回(🦓)到(dào )自(🚈)己座位(📫)。就在(zà(🈚)i )此刻巴(🆙)士(shì )一(💬)刹车，维(📱)杰亲上(🐟)了吉塔(tǎ )同时按下(xià )了拍照键。在吉(jí(🌠) )塔哭着(🌾)给(gěi )哥(🌈)哥打电(🎰)(diàn )话时(🧓)，害怕的(📘)维(wéi )杰(😇)跳窗逃(🌍)(táo )走了。本想逃过(guò )一(yī )劫的维杰在妹妹(mèi )的订婚仪(😇)式上看(🔴)(kàn )见女(🎡)婿的(de )妹(🥡)妹就石(🦍)(shí )化了(😸)，此(cǐ )女子正是吉塔。维杰会不(bú )会被吉塔家人惩(chéng )罚(💙)？他会(👵)(huì )不会(👵)放弃(qì(👢) )吉塔?