简介
Paul is an average guy. He likes movies, and pizza, and average guy things. He does not like - musicals. But Paul's small world is about to come crashing down under the weight of unspeakable terror. Now he must run, run for his life, as something sinister spreads, and grows, and sings, and dances. The town of Hatchetfield is plunged into a musical hell in - 'The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals!'
A collection of horror stories involving cannibals, zombies “and other funny creatures”.
Wolfgang.Amadeu.Mozart:
时间回到嘉祥(xiáng )担(🥙)任(📝)店(diàn )长的猫(❔)(mā(😇)o )娘蛋糕(gāo )店(📟)『La Soleil』开张的(de )半(💍)年前(qián )，还是(shì )小猫的(🐀)(de )巧(🎐)(qiǎo )克力(lì )跟(🐇)(gēn )香草(cǎo )刚(gā(⛸)ng )来到(dào )水(shuǐ )无月(yuè )家(🎩)(jiā )，还(hái )没(méi )跟(🍑)其(😖)(qí )他(tā )猫娘(🦌)(niáng )们(men )打成(chéng )一(🈚)片的时候。开始用「主(🏓)人(✊)」称呼嘉祥(🏞)，并(⏭)且在水无月(🧡)家度过第一个(⛸)圣诞节的两人，和嘉祥(🔶)立(📷)下了一个约(👺)定。NekoparaOVA的募资达标(🎥)感谢礼，将为各位送上(💣)一(🚤)段全新前传(🐎)！
曾(🕚)經意氣風(fē(♏)ng )發的刑(xíng )警豪(☔)哥(gē )，數年(nián )前因一(yī(🐶) )樁(🔉)殺妻(qī )案的(🏞)偵(zhēn )辦疏失(shī(🤴) )而遭受(shòu )打擊，再(zài )也(💦)不(🎧)(bú )到(dào )前線(⛴)(xià(🍸)n )偵(zhēn )辦。突(tū(⚫) )如其(qí )來(lái )的(👰)『未(wèi )成年(nián )少(shǎo )女(🚑)砍(🥧)(kǎn )人(rén )案』(🅾)，卻(🌭)再度將他捲(🐑)入深黑的漩渦中。
师兄李昆在京剧演(🕞)出(🛣)中打起了广(🤹)告。师弟侯广智(🏙)觉得李昆侮辱了戏台(🍊)，两(🧡)人话不投机(🍝)分(🍑)道扬镳。五年(🧟)后李昆靠演孙(💥)大圣走穴发家。侯广智(🔹)(zhì(⛸) )则成了(le )剧团(🆙)的(de )孙大圣(shèng )专(🥁)业户(hù )。 李昆(kūn )联系到(🙈)(dà(💐)o )一笔生(shēng )意(🖨)但(🐹)却(què )需(xū )要(🎱)侯(hóu )广(guǎng )智的(🐞)(de )帮(bāng )助。侯(hóu )广智(zhì )答(🆑)(dá(🗼) )应李(lǐ )昆(kū(📗)n )来见(jiàn )客(kè )户(👹)—马(mǎ )老板。马老板最近迷上了一个(😍)网(🔭)红，并准备为(🚟)她排一部《真假(🔇)美猴王三打白骨精》。因(🙍)为(🌇)这违反了京(🔮)剧(🔩)传统，侯广智(🚀)愤然拒绝。李昆(🚿)偷了祖师爷的戏服签(🤤)了(🎑)合同，愤怒的(🛌)侯广智(zhì )与李(🏵)昆(kūn )再次决(jué )裂。但(dà(❣)n )当(😾)侯广(guǎng )智看(🤔)到(🧚)(dào )徒弟们(men )竭(🔑)力招(zhāo )揽顾客(🎚)(kè )时(shí )他终(zhōng )于(yú )同(🏤)意(👪)(yì )演(yǎn )出。 试(😆)(shì )演当(dāng )天(tiā(📿)n )侯广(guǎng )智(zhì )潇洒(sǎ )上(shàng )台，李(lǐ )昆内(🍧)心(🤭)对京剧的热(🛋)忱被侯广智唤(💏)醒，他配合着侯广智说(🚶)出(🚅)了原汁原味(🙉)的(👾)戏词。两人合(🥄)演了一版传统(📵)的《真假美猴王》，这一刻(🈺)所(👸)有人都感受(🌀)到了京剧的魅(🐣)力。