唐明,就(🤜)像(xià(⏮)ng )很多屌(diǎo )丝(💥)故事里的男(ná(🈴)n )主角一样,从(🎶)(cóng )小到大遇到的(de )异(🤵)性都(dōu )是女(🚪)神级的,在(zà(🚜)i )经历了(🏺)(le )一堆奇怪的(🥋)事(shì )情后,唐(🕧)明把(bǎ )人生的(🕵)(de )不幸(🎅)归结于自(zì(🎫) )己从小到大发(🌬)(fā )着的相同(🚸)的梦(🤴)(mè(❌)ng ),一次(cì )解(jiě(🏓) )梦的经历中(💻),卷入了(le )一场警匪追(😁)逐(zhú )事业,负(⛏)责这(zhè )次 逮(🤶)捕(bǔ )案的是女(🤥)主角(😗)(jiǎo )白古清,为(🔗)了(le )彻(chè )查本案(🎼)潜伏(🐖)在牛氏(shì )集(❕)(jí )团的目标嫌(🐸)疑(yí )人,失(shī(🧑) )业已久的唐明(míng )前(🎛)往牛市集团(🌯)(tuán )工作,公交(👚)车(chē )站(❔)偶遇(yù )女神(💝)白古清,却(què(💱) )遭小人(rén )整蛊(🎈)给女(🧚)神留(liú )下坏(🚱)印象,人(rén )生的(👒)拐(guǎi )角点,喜(🈹)剧的(de )相(🏅)遇却触发了(🧘)(le )悲惨的前尘(🚆)往(wǎng )事:唐(táng )明(mí(💽)ng )是唐三藏的(🗨)转(zhuǎn )世,白(bá(👰)i )骨精正是白古(🦔)(gǔ )清(🎦)的前生,两(liǎ(🔕)ng )人的关(guān )系因(😠)堕落(🌷)凡间(jiān )的唐(🙍)三藏而更(gèng )加(🌊)(jiā )亲密,前世(🃏)种下的(de )缘(yuán )分在两(📑)人之间(jiān )悄(😫)然开(kāi )花。为(🎨)对抗牛(👄)(niú )总的邪恶(🚂)势力(lì ),唐明(🏤)和唐三(sān )藏师(🍾)徒(tú(🧦) )开始策划周(💖)密(mì )的(de )营救工(🈴)(gōng )作,最后,究(🍋)(jiū )竟是(🍎)邪不能胜(shè(🍗)ng )正?
90后(hòu )单(🎂)身多金男宋(sòng )子明(🤠)有一身非(fē(😿)i )凡的武功,却(🅿)(què )是一枚(méi )现(🙅)(xiàn )实(🧡)生活中如假(🤣)(jiǎ )包换的(de )娘炮(⛲)。为和(🔒)朋(péng )友们打(🤼)赌(🛑),宋(sòng )子明隐(🌛)(yǐn )瞒自己多(💔)金且(qiě )会武功的秘(😳)密(mì ),应聘到(🔣)健身馆追求(🛡)(qiú )心(xī(🚇)n )仪女教练黄(🚳)飞(fēi )并有幸(🗞)(xìng )成为其特别(♈)助(zhù(🙃) )理。宋子明和(🛬)(hé )伙伴小胖接(🍴)受(shòu )黄飞和(😆)(hé )同事(🕰)陈艳几近(jì(💲)n )残(cán )酷的训(🏖)(xùn )练,糗事不断(duàn ),笑(⛎)料连连……(💷)为黄(huáng )飞受(🐅)伤住院,与小伙(🚞)伴们(🍩)一(yī )起解救(💹)被拐儿(ér )童,打(👇)(dǎ )败(📁)(bài )黑龙平息(🚅)健(🚈)身(shēn )馆老板(➕)(bǎn )方成的江(🎦)湖恩(ēn )怨,宋子明勇(⬇)(yǒng )敢机智的(🏔)表现赢得了(🤺)(le )黄飞的(😹)好感。青(qīng )春(👸)激荡,活力四(🎲)射,宋子明收获(🏨)了(le )爱(⚓)情,与小伙伴(👤)们一(yī )起实现(🥛)了创业(yè )梦(🎧)想,功夫(🎢)娘(niáng )炮最终(🐬)(zhōng )一炮打响(🍃)。
Four young people come to Mallorca to enjoy idyllic summer holidays, but delving into the most inhospitable places on the island will begin a hellish journey.
A shell shocked war veteran returns from Iraq to Detroit and finds the American Dream in ruins. Jim vanBebber is coming home - to war.
郑思(sī )杰监制(zhì ),卢(🦕)炜麟执导(dǎ(🏩)o )的《今晚打僵(🥔)(jiāng )尸》则(zé )是港(😖)味十(❓)足的(de )喜剧,将(🎈)主攻(gōng )香港本(🥣)土市(🌾)场,不会(huì )在(♋)(zà(🍭)i )内地公映。由(🚖)(yóu )白只、张(🚟)继聪主演的(de )《今晚打(🔛)僵尸(shī )》则是(🏍)一部惊悚题(🚆)材(cái )的(〽)喜剧,该片(pià(🐶)n )根(gēn )据余咏(🌏)良的畅销小说(🔁)(shuō )改(🎎)编而成。
深(shē(🥧)n )夜在某(mǒu )修车(🐊)行里,被(bèi )拖(👀)欠了大(🖥)半年(nián )工资(🌞)的马答向(xià(💷)ng )老板萧(xiāo )狐狸讨薪(🎚),不料神(shén )秘(🌞)歹徒(tú )黑刁(🍟)闯入修车(chē )行(🏡),似乎(📈)要与(yǔ )他们(❄)接(jiē )头销赃。这(♈)让(ràng )二人不明所(🖌)以(🎇)(yǐ )。其实车上(🔢)还有一名(mí(🛎)ng )不(bú )省人事的壮汉(👹)(hàn )王灞,后备(👰)箱里还捆(kǔ(☝)n )着一位作为人(rén )质(😸)的美女娜沐(🍘)薇。深(shēn )夜的修(🤽)车行(🌅)里(lǐ ),这一群(🔉)各具特色的人(🖐)(rén )物发生了(🕣)奇妙(miào )的命运(yùn )纠(🤮)葛……
隔壁(😂)(bì )住的三个半熟(shú(🐽) )女似乎偷偷(🌬)的(de )在各自(zì(🔷) )房间做着不可(🚗)告(gà(🆕)o )人的囧(jiǒng )事(🛤),而这些是(shì )石(🎟)头没日没夜(yè )偷(🕴)窥(✋)得(dé )出的结(👽)论。深(shēn )知一(😷)人技薄的(de )石头为了(🚈)满足好奇,挖(🛣)(wā )掘更多半(🏛)熟女(nǚ )们的私(sī )生(❎)活,拉拢室(shì(🆘) )友钱芳和柳木(🈲)(mù )加(💱)入,三个冲动(🐥)期的(de )屌丝男面(🤱)对隔(gé )壁(bì(🐧) )的长腿姐姐、知性(🙍)御(yù )姐和甜(👵)美萝莉(lì ),引发(fā )出(⛪)了一连串让(🈴)(ràng )人脸红的(🍔)尴尬(gà )囧事。
On a remote island off the west coast of Scotland in 1846 a heavy storm hits, causing a ship to sink. Three survivors row through a thick early morning mist, lost and disorientated. The mist begins to clear and The Isle appears before them. They soon discover that it is almost abandoned except for four sole residents: an old harbour man, a farmer, his niece and a young mad woman. Once rested and recovered the sailors are desperate to leave and return to the mainland, but the promised boat never appears. One of them starts to investigate and learns of a tragedy at sea that occurred five years previously causing several young men from the island to perish. When his two shipmates meet with accidents, the myth of a ghostly siren haunting the island leads him to uncover the truth whilst he battles to save his own life.
A struggling novelist moves his wife and young son to an old country home where he intends to write his next bestseller, but when a presence begins to communicate with his son, the tortured family must fight to escape an evil that threatens to doom them to the house for eternity.
特(🤚)工尼(🌪)(ní )科洛·华(📈)莱士(Troy N. Ashford 饰)是(❣)(shì )一位为(wéi )政府(⤴)工(❤)作的刺(cì )客(🆎),专门刺杀(shā(👸) )人尽皆(jiē )知,臭名昭(⏫)著(zhe )的恐怖分(🤯)子。本已打算(🤮)金盆吸收的(de )尼(ní )科(🥉)洛在压力下(🚳)(xià )决定执(zhí )行(🗻)最后(🛂)一次,也是最(🌛)致命的(de )一次刺(🛬)杀行动,杀死(🏳)(sǐ )残害他的家乡(xiā(👜)ng )格(gé )鲁吉亚(🏢)的疯子。当两(liǎng )个联(🥖)邦卧底被(bè(🚻)i )杀后,华莱士(👔)的师傅(fù ),李大(👛)师((🤔)弗(fú )雷德·(🆚)威廉森(sēn ) Fred Williamson 饰)(📪)和(hé )他的孪生兄(🎠)弟(🤹)尼(ní )希米((☕)Troy N. Ashford 饰)也卷入(🏼)了(le )纷争。尼科洛(luò )身(🌥)边的(de )人都卷(➰)入了这(zhè )场(🍙)致命游戏,这也将揭(🈺)露他可怕的(🍾)(de )过(guò )去......