A love triangle gets even more complicated once a time machine enters the picture.
A formal Naval officer is forced into piloting a Narco submarine for a Mexican drug cartel looking to move a big load of cocaine.
青(🕉)龙集(💢)团董事(⏳)长过世后,给青龙集(😸)团太(📣)子爷(🌌)留(liú )下了(le )镇帮(bāng )之(🐏)宝:一支可以号令整个青(⚪)(qīng )龙(🎆)集团(♒)所有(😡)人的(de )大哥(gē )大手(shǒ(🚡)u )提电(diàn )话。一日,太子爷独自(📈)(zì )去(🈺)按(à(🚎)n )摩院按摩,青龙(lóng )公(🐞)司(sī(🍣) )一群(qún )起了(le )异心的小人得(📞)到消(👈)息后(😗)(hòu ),来(lái )到按摩院准(🤕)备劫(💻)(jié )持太(⏱)(tài )子爷(yé ),夺走可以(🍲)号令(🕧)青龙(😴)公司上(shàng )下的(de )大哥(🕸)大,欲(🚣)控制(zhì(⛽) )整个(gè )青龙(lóng )集团(🍡)。哪知(🗝)阴差(🙌)阳错将身怀(huái )太极(🤮)推拿绝技、胸有(yǒu )大志(zhì(⛵) ),却(què(😜) )因低(😵)微的(🍌)工作被周遭人嫌弃(🚖)(qì )的按摩师阿宝当(dāng )成了(📯)(le )太子(👱)(zǐ )爷(🐱)并(bìng )将其绑架。阿宝(📊)乘乱(🗒)逃(táo )出后(hòu ),去找女朋友阿(🎪)(ā )朵(🤖),不料(📨)(liào )阿朵父亲因欠人(🕯)钱,被(📛)白虎(hǔ )帮挟(jiā )持,阿宝答应(✉)三(sā(💂)n )天内(🔊)(nèi )替阿(ā )朵救出父(🛥)亲。阿(🔑)宝、阿(🧝)朵以(yǐ )及真(zhēn )正的(🥜)太子(😊)爷策(🤢)划(huá )了一(yī )场一(yī(🚀) )箭双雕的好戏,却上演了一(🕧)(yī )场(🛅)又一(🥎)场啼(🐷)笑皆非的(de )“闹(nào )剧”,一(🈵)边是青龙集团错认阿宝(bǎ(🌾)o )为太(⭕)子爷(🆗),一边(biān )是阿(ā )宝错(🤯)(cuò )认(🔚)为(wéi )这是未来老丈人的考(🐽)题(tí(🕟) ),将(jiā(🔹)ng )青龙集团上下骗(pià(📇)n )得团(🎉)(tuán )团转(zhuǎn )。阿宝和阿朵从合(😟)作布(🏐)局,到(🕦)产(chǎn )生误会,到合力(😄)(lì )救(🕘)出(chū )阿(📗)朵(duǒ )的父亲,磨难重(🐥)重,考(🐽)验不(📁)(bú )断。剧情跌宕起伏(📆)、搞笑(xiào )逗逼(bī ),按摩师阿宝更(❓)是成(🛀)为了(🍲)承(chéng )载底层小人物(😾)英雄情(qíng )怀以(yǐ )及忠(zhōng )贞(📆)爱情(🌗)的一(🥄)代了不起的(de )“按(àn )摩侠”!
伊(🎯)格内(nèi )修是(shì )中产(chǎn )阶级(🛁)(jí ),他(🌨)经营(🆕)着一家自己餐(cān )厅(🗳),并且(😔)铁腕管理。因此(cǐ )与员(yuán )工(😢)不断(🏷)产生(💛)摩擦,尤其是和(hé )厨(🥪)师(shī(⏭) )。一次,员(☕)工没(méi )打算(suàn )联手(⬇)(shǒu )设(🍥)局反(📶)抗他,然而事情却并(🏯)(bìng )没有(yǒu )按照计划中进行(háng )...
在(📆)兰(lá(✈)n )若寺(📦)(sì )乱葬岗外,女鬼聂(😅)小烟与女(nǚ )鬼海棠同为树(🌐)妖空(🈴)城(ché(👢)ng )的手(shǒu )下,两人一起为空(👩)城服务,抗击(jī )捉妖师燕南(🎷)天,并(🔗)日(rì(🐫) )久生(shēng )情,约定要互(🥙)相守(😖)护对方,不料(liào )聂小烟在偶(👐)遇书(📚)(shū )生(🚉)傅(fù )青竹(zhú )后,这一(🚀)切都(🌼)发生了(🔑)改变,一场(chǎng )三角恋(🍁)生死(☔)之争(🎶)(zhēng )愈演(yǎn )愈烈(liè )。
Leon is in his mid-twenties and terminally ill. He invents a technology that allows him to computerize his mind and live forever. This technology will be the downfall of mankind, so freedom fighter Aqua travels back from the future to kill him.