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米希尔(😤)与(yǔ(🧟) )兄弟弗(fú )兰克(🈚)经(jīng )营着(zhe )一(🕔)家小(xiǎo )型建筑(zhù )公(⤴)司。当米歇(xiē(🌥) )尔遇见蜜雪(🚝)儿的(🏀)时候就对(⛔)他一(🍭)见(jiàn )钟情了(♐)(le )。美雪(xuě )儿是一(🈺)(yī )位房(fáng )产经纪(🌑)人并且手里攥(💸)着一项大项(🍧)目。为(🔦)了(le )吸引蜜(🕘)(mì )雪(🗺)儿的(de )注意(yì(👠) )力，米(mǐ )歇尔(🎆)先(xiān )要解决(jué )和弗(📀)兰克的关系(👘)，因为弗兰克的(🍃)(de )计划(🥦)开(kāi )始威胁(❤)(xié )他浪漫(màn )的(🕥)设计(jì )。
稍(shā(🏀)o )峪乡(👄)稍峪村党支部(📩)书记兼村委(🤩)会主(zhǔ )任石大(dà )刚(🕊)提议(yì )，根(gē(❌)n )据该村(cūn )实(📼)际情(qíng )况，成(ché(🙏)ng )立鑫(🕑)旺(wàng )农业合(🧢)作社。在外地搞(👧)实体的共(gòng )产党(🏇)员(yuán )张兴旺(wà(⏪)ng )闻讯后(hòu )赶(😠)回(huí(🍣) )村里，愿意(🏇)投资(🏴)鑫旺农业合(🌇)作社。由党支(🤜)(zhī )部提议(yì )，两委(wě(📈)i )会商(shāng )议，党(🤧)(dǎng )员大会(huì )审(⏯)议，群(🚿)众代表大会(🔖)决议，制定了稍(📉)峪(yù )村成立(🆗)(lì )鑫(🧕)旺农(nóng )业合作(🍳)(zuò )社，发(fā )展(🤹)绿(lǜ )色无公害高效(🏩)设施农业产(😖)业和乡村(cū(🌿)n )旅游项(xiàng )目总(🔺)体(tǐ(📷) )思路(lù )的宏(🏎)伟(wěi )规划。两委(🗾)会(huì )的提议(yì )，得(🚄)到了广大村民(🚈)的赞同拥护(🎹)。村里(♿)百(bǎi )分之(🐦)九(jiǔ(📎) )十的村(cūn )民(🎊)与(yǔ )张兴旺(🌊)签了合同。但是，要想(🎊)将土地联成(🈺)(chéng )规模化(huà )半(🕐)夏基(📜)(jī )地，正处规(🏞)(guī )划中心(xīn )地(🔕)带丁(dīng )家的(😾)八亩(🦍)地必须签约，而(🍊)丁家当(dāng )家(🤵)人丁(dīng )传根和(💝)(hé )张(🌑)兴旺(wàng )一家(🤹)关(guān )系错(cuò(🚾) )综复杂，祖上有(😃)恩怨(🎳)，牵扯到清朝(🥣)(cháo )年间两(liǎng )家(⏪)大人(rén )一起(qǐ )抗(🖤)捐一(yī )起逃亡(😧)(wáng )一个被(bè(💟)i )抓一(🎪)个(gè )失踪(💏)的无(🎳)头案。父辈有(🤩)交情，丁(dīng )犟(🕓)人和(hé )张家老(lǎo )爹(😖)老村(cūn )长张(🍶)(zhāng )忠厚是儿时(🧝)一起(🐕)学艺的师兄(🌴)弟，丁传根的(de )儿(👟)子丁(dīng )小虎(🆑)是(shì(🌙) )一名(míng )共产党(🎳)(dǎng )员，担(dān )任(🧢)村支(zhī )委，因受(🐤)祖辈(🐷)传教，对张兴(🎱)旺投(tóu )资承(📫)包(bāo )鑫旺农(nó(🍘)ng )业合(🎍)作(zuò )社，表(biǎ(🛬)o )示坚(jiān )决反对(👨)。正值党中央在全(👧)体党员中(zhōng )开(😪)展“两学一(yī(🍙) )做”教(🦇)育活(huó )动(🈴)。通(tō(🔏)ng )过对丁(dīng )小(🔠)虎的(de )耐心说(🈯)服，丁小虎偷着签了(🐯)土地(dì )流转(🎮)合(hé )同。丁(dīng )犟(🍏)人丁(🦏)(dīng )传根(gēn )闻(🈶)讯后把小虎越(🍉)俎代庖签下(📚)的合(🌵)同撕得粉(fěn )碎(🏂)，还(hái )提到了(😓)(le )两家(jiā )避讳不(🎞)(bú )轻(🕧)易揭(jiē )破的(🔝)祖(zǔ )上恩怨(🍒)，放下了绝不可(🚨)能有(🆗)半点(diǎn )商量(🍖)余(yú )地的狠(hě(🌷)n )话。在(zài )县档案(à(🍦)n )局工(gōng )作的丁(💰)犟人丁传根(💪)的孙(✌)儿丁罗林(👥)，通过(🍡)查(chá )阅存档(👁)(dàng )资料(liào )，还(📔)原(yuán )了俩家(jiā )祖上(🕥)真(zhēn )正的历(🧠)(lì )史。丁犟人和(🛌)张忠(🚱)厚师兄弟变(👭)成(chéng )结拜兄(xiō(🉐)ng )弟，张(zhāng )兴旺(👋)在(zà(📨)i )众人笑声中拿(🍱)出了贴身带(☔)着的空白合同(🤤)。
Nine no-budget horror/comedy shorts that explore themes of murder, death, revenge, self-mutilation, stalking, clones, hell, and weird squid babies.
神枪(🈹)(qiāng )手林浩(hà(♌)o )天在一(yī )次(🙅)刺(cì )杀执行(há(🌧)ng )中，发(😣)(fā )现要杀(shā(❌) )的人竟是多年(🤜)前失散的亲弟弟(🔒)林，而亲(qīn )兄弟(🔢)已(yǐ )是上海(👕)(hǎi )滩(🍘)有权(quán )有(🆓)势(shì(😋) )的大佬。兄弟(🐭)相认，但弟弟(😮)已变成(chéng )心狠手(shǒ(🥢)u )辣之人(rén )，两(🏾)人之间(jiān )也随(🤯)之(zhī(❄) )展开角(jiǎo )逐(💝)。
Jerusha Kali, on the eve of University graduation and her 21st birthday - has her genetic mutation kick in; this enables her to emit an abnormal electromagnetic field; stemming from her pineal gland, which is extremely powerful. She is able to manipulate space and time, and travel inter-dimensionally. She is the last surviving Witch. All of her ancestors have been successfully eradicated by an elite Secret Society which controls much of the various institutions of the world. This Secret Society is evil, ancient and has technological innovation on their side. She incorporates Allies of various relict secret societies; mostly of Nordic and Indigenous origins and inevitably has to do battle with the formidable foes before the eve of her 21st Birthday - which is the Full Moon - where her powers will fully culminate. It is prophesized that she is the one to lead the global revolution to return planet earth to homeostasis.
Nine no-budget horror/comedy shorts that explore themes of murder, death, revenge, self-mutilation, stalking, clones, hell, and weird squid babies.
青(qīng )龙集团董(🗨)事长过世后(🔐)，给青(💷)龙集(jí )团太子(🤮)(zǐ )爷留下(xià(🐔) )了镇帮(bāng )之宝(😸)：一(🌈)支可以号令(🐲)整个青龙集(🛃)团所有人的大(💕)(dà )哥(⛷)大手(shǒu )提电(🦉)话(huà )。一(yī )日，太(😒)(tài )子爷独(dú )自去(🚈)按(àn )摩院按摩(👨)，青龙公司一(📌)群起(🔓)了异心的小(xiǎ(⬇)o )人得到(dào )消(〰)息后(hòu )，来到(dào )按摩(mó )院准备劫(👙)持太子爷，夺(📸)走可以号令(lì(🥞)ng )青龙(🔭)公(gōng )司上下(🚒)(xià )的大哥大，欲(😄)控制(zhì )整个青(qī(🕣)ng )龙集团(tuán )。哪知(⏮)阴差阳错将(💖)身怀太极推拿(👟)(ná )绝(🈲)技、胸有大(😉)(dà )志，却(què )因(🏛)低微的工作被周遭(🏤)人嫌弃的按(📌)摩师阿宝当成(👬)(chéng )了太子(zǐ )爷并(💎)将(jiāng )其绑(bǎng )架(👌)。阿(ā )宝乘乱(🌨)(luàn )逃(🔒)出后(hòu )，去找女(🐃)朋友阿朵，不(😨)料阿朵父亲因欠(qiàn )人钱，被白虎(🥕)(hǔ )帮挟持(chí(🔃) )，阿(ā )宝答应三(🐊)天内(♊)替阿朵救出(🍙)父亲。阿(ā )宝、(🥜)阿(ā )朵以及(jí )真(🏻)正的太子(zǐ )爷(🐽)策划(huá )了一(🗽)场(chǎng )一箭双(shuā(🅰)ng )雕的(👆)好戏，却上演(🧗)了一场又一(🦗)场(chǎng )啼笑皆(jiē )非的(🏑)“闹剧”，一边是(🎮)青龙集团错认(🍼)阿宝为太子爷，一(👲)边是(shì )阿宝错(🕡)(cuò )认为这(zhè(🔏) )是未(🎅)(wèi )来老丈(zhàng )人(🍔)的考(kǎo )题，将(🎢)(jiāng )青龙集团上下骗得团团转。阿(⚫)宝和阿朵(duǒ(💪) )从合作(zuò )布局(🤒)，到产(🍚)生(shēng )误会(huì(🈵) )，到合力救出阿(🍈)朵的父亲，磨难重(🛑)重，考(kǎo )验不断(👏)(duàn )。剧情跌宕(🏎)(dàng )起伏、搞笑(🚇)逗(dò(🏷)u )逼，按(àn )摩师(💱)阿宝更是成(🥒)为了承载底层小(xiǎ(😔)o )人物英(yīng )雄(🧟)情怀(huái )以及忠(⛑)(zhōng )贞爱情的一(yī(🍮) )代了不起的“按(💭)摩侠”！