简介
Four young people come to Mallorca to enjoy idyllic summer holidays, but delving into the most inhospitable places on the island will begin a hellish journey.
An homage to European exploitation of the 60s and 70s. A man searches for his missing girlfriend, who has been abducted by a clan of vampires, led by an insane Nazi doctor. He must now battle this horde of bloodsuckers in order to retrieve the soul of the woman he loves, and save his own from eternal damnation.
人(🚖)據(🚍)(jù(🥈) )說(💔)一生(shēng )最(zuì )多有十萬條頭(tóu )髮，每(⛷)(měi )一(🌆)(yī(🎛) )條頭髮(😟)質感長(zhǎng )度有異(yì )，但都承載著(🏞)煩(👏)(fán )惱(💘)的回(huí )憶。「時光理髮(fà )」剪掉(dià(🍰)o )的(🐕)不只(📠)是頭髮，還有街(jiē )坊不快的記憶。行(👟)將式(🍵)微(😜)的舊式(🐗)廣東理(lǐ )髮店店主海泉叔(🏛)指望(🤽)兒(😥)(ér )子長(👭)發繼承衣(yī )缽，不過(guò )兒子卻更(📮)想(🍁)當(dā(🥒)ng )文青，希(xī )望透過文字和(hé )音樂改(🙏)變(🔦)(bià(🎯)n )世(💩)界。一次意(yì )外，長發被迫代(dài )父親(📃)落(luò(♿) )場(🥊)(chǎng )當師(🍁)傅，透過(guò )理髮為(wéi )街(jiē )坊排憂(🚤)解(🥣)難，更(😀)與離(lí )家(jiā )出走少女相遇(yù )相知(🦑)，重(🥕)新反(🍌)思自己的(de )前路。傳統理髮店交織(zhī(🔰) )舊區(🎪)鄰(🎺)(lín )里人(🎸)情，《點五(wǔ )步》男角岑珈其化(🎶)身理(🏚)(lǐ(💚) )髮店傳(🤫)人，演出清新自(zì )然。
Four childhood friends, all married with no passion left, get together in a high school reunion dinner. Between laughs and drinks, they all agree that they love their wives but no longer desire them. Together they hatch an illogical project: a secret club for men who want to cheat, so that they themselves can regain lust for their wives.
青龙集团(tuá(🍥)n )董(👵)事长(💄)过(guò )世后，给青龙(lóng )集团太子(zǐ )爷(🐑)留(🧒)下(🦎)了(⚪)镇帮(bāng )之宝：一(yī )支可以号令整(🥪)(zhěng )个(🌅)(gè(🎰) )青龙集(😘)团所有(yǒu )人的大(dà )哥(gē )大手提(🍈)电(🤳)话。一(🏧)日，太(tài )子爷独自去按(àn )摩院按(à(🎆)n )摩(💣)(mó )，青(🖍)龙公司一(yī )群起了(le )异心的小人得(🎯)到(dà(🐸)o )消(⛔)息后(hò(🌻)u )，来到按摩院准(zhǔn )备劫持(chí(🐻) )太子(🌻)爷(📫)，夺走可(✒)(kě )以号令青龙公司上下的(de )大哥(🏇)大(🚥)，欲控(🏰)制整个青(qīng )龙集团。哪知(zhī )阴差阳(🚔)错(👊)(cuò(🤒) )将(✂)身怀太极推(tuī )拿绝技、胸有大志(🏉)，却(què(🍥) )因(🌬)低微的(🤼)(de )工作被周遭人(rén )嫌(xián )弃的按摩(👐)师(🛋)阿(ā(🏋) )宝当成(chéng )了(le )太子爷并将其(qí )绑架(🔎)。阿(📔)(ā )宝(📓)乘乱逃出后(hòu )，去找(zhǎo )女(nǚ )朋友阿(💼)朵，不(🏌)(bú(😟) )料阿朵(🐏)(duǒ )父亲因欠人钱，被白虎(hǔ(🤵) )帮挟(⏫)持(🛄)，阿宝答(💍)(dá )应三天内替阿朵救出父(fù )亲(🌀)。阿(🤔)宝、(🗽)阿朵以及真(zhēn )正的太子爷策划了(🛬)一(🤒)场(🤐)(chǎ(🔅)ng )一箭双雕的好(hǎo )戏，却上(shàng )演了一(🔖)场又(🏓)一(😖)(yī )场啼(👌)笑皆(jiē )非的“闹剧”，一边是(shì )青龙(📑)集(💏)团错(🥙)认(🥠)(rèn )阿(ā )宝为太子爷，一边是(shì )阿(😮)(ā(🚨) )宝错(🚓)认为这是(shì )未来老(lǎo )丈(zhàng )人的考(🐺)题，将(🚕)(jiā(🏫)ng )青龙集(👄)(jí )团(tuán )上下骗得团团(tuán )转(🏬)。阿(ā(💴) )宝(🕛)和阿朵(😵)从合作(zuò )布局，到产生误会，到(dà(🚧)o )合(♋)力救(💂)出阿朵的父亲，磨难重重，考验不断(🌴)。剧(💉)情(❓)跌(📱)宕起伏、搞笑逗(dòu )逼，按摩师阿(ā(🎑) )宝更(💜)是(🕳)成(chéng )为(🐄)了承载底层(céng )小人物英(yīng )雄情(🤠)怀(🐌)以及(🥃)忠(🌒)(zhōng )贞爱情的(de )一代了不起的(de )“按摩(🥐)侠(🚢)”！
90后(hò(🔂)u )单身多(duō )金(jīn )男宋子明有一(yī )身(⏩)非凡(🎐)(fá(🍎)n )的(de )武功，却是一(yī )枚现实(shí )生活中(🥃)如假(👆)包(🌶)换(huàn )的(🌙)娘炮(pào )。为和朋友们打(dǎ )赌，宋(sò(🏻)ng )子(🈶)明隐(🎴)瞒自己多(duō )金且会武功的秘密，应(🏠)(yī(🖤)ng )聘到(🔔)健身馆追求心仪女(nǚ )教练黄飞并(🈸)有幸(🥝)成(🚰)为其(qí(😢) )特别助理。宋(sòng )子明和伙(huǒ )伴小(🏢)胖(🌤)接受黄(🔀)(huáng )飞和同事(shì )陈艳几近残酷(kù(🍲) )的(😟)训练(🗃)，糗事不断，笑(xiào )料(liào )连连……为黄(🕘)(huáng )飞(🎋)受(👭)伤(shāng )住(zhù )院，与小伙伴(bàn )们一起(qǐ(🚴) )解(jiě(✡) )救(🛅)被拐儿(♓)童，打败黑(hēi )龙平息健身馆老(lǎ(⏱)o )板(🔶)方成(🌓)(chéng )的江湖恩怨，宋(sòng )子明勇(yǒng )敢机(📌)智(📷)的表(💪)现赢(yíng )得了黄飞的好感。青春(chūn )激(🤕)荡，活(〰)力(😙)四射，宋(🌁)子(zǐ )明收获了爱情，与小伙(huǒ )伴(😲)们(🤦)一起实(💙)现(xiàn )了创业梦(mèng )想，功夫娘炮(pà(🥫)o )最(🛵)终一(📕)炮(pào )打响。
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